食人鱼可以在不到一分钟的时间内吃掉一个儿童

       ☆TIL that a piranha can devour a whole human child in just under a minute. Anyways, I lost my job in aquarium. 今天我发现，食人鱼可以在不到一分钟的时间内吃掉一个儿童。 总之我失去了在水族馆的工作。——Artisticspawm☆There's a scam going around asking for £50 and they can get you to the front of the vaccination queue. Don't fall for it. I can do it for £20, ask for details. 现在有一种新型骗局！50英镑就把你加塞到接种新冠疫苗等待队伍的前列。大家千万不要上当！ 我这里只需要花20块，欲知更多请私信我。——KIMJONGTRUMP☆"£100 to suck your dick" This slut said to me in the pub. "That's fine" I said, returning my pint to the bar "But can you pay me upfront?" “100英镑，给你吹箫。”酒吧里一个妓女对我说。 “行啊，”我说着，把酒推了 ………………………………