☆How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like a choir boy 怎么让修女怀上孕？ 把她打扮成唱诗班小男孩的样子。——praiasundy☆Thinking that Earth was being invaded by aliens, I ran and hid. After a bit I realised it was only a transgender pride parade. 我以为地球被外星人入侵了呢，吓得我跑走躲了起来。 过了一会儿我才反应过来，这是那什么跨性别人群的骄傲旅行。——Hadoken☆If Donald Trump is so popular, why did three million dead people vote against him? 如果唐纳德·川普真的那么受欢迎，为什么还有300万死人给拜登投票？——thedarkman☆Only got one news year resolution for 2021. Try and get out of the house a bit more. 我的2021年只有一条新年决意。 那就是多出门走走。——KIMJONGTRUMP☆I met an old school friend recently, we were talki
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