我老婆不会看时间

今年双十一又开始了，顺便送大家一个小福利。手机淘宝搜索“没品的红包”，最多可得1111元大红包，每天可领三次。         My wife can't tell the time. Every night I get home from the pub, she says.."what time do you call this?"我老婆不会看时间。 每天晚上我从酒吧回到家，她都会问我：“几点了？”——LeemackMy daughter's are both over 20, neither of them do drugs, they only drink in moderation,  and I can honestly say I've never heard a single swear word spoken from either of them.  Boring cunts.我的女儿们今年都20多岁了，不吸毒，不酗酒，而且我从来没听到过她们说脏话。 无聊的小婊子。——BigZavNot in jail....  Not in the hospital....  Not in the grave....  Another successful week ️没进监狱… 没进医院… 没进坟墓… 又是成功 ………………………………