Expat crushes Chinese middle schoolers in pickup basketball game

The following is sponsored content from Comedy Club China's partners at China Liar: Beijing's least reliable news source. Matt Naismith, a 30-year old American living in Beijing, scored another accolade for American basketball. After his school day had ended, he and his colleagues played pickup basketball with their 13 year old students. “You would think that a country with 1.4 billion people would be able to compete, but no,” he said between games and puffs of his cigarette. After winning the first game 11-0, the shirtless teachers high-fived and were heard to say: “Class is in session!” Matt’s teaching assistant, Vivian Wang, who was watching from the sidelines, spoke to us about the first match: “What a pity. The foreigners were very man.” "These kids have a real lack of creativity on the court,” Mr. Naismith told us after game two. “Are they way better a ………………………………