☆A friend got mad at me for sniffing his sister’s pantiesNot sure if it was because she was wearing them, or because the rest of the family was there. Either way, it ruined the rest of her funeral.朋友只因为我闻了他妹妹的内裤，就生气了。不知道是因为她当时正穿着内裤，还是因为她家里其他人都恰好在场。不管怎样，这都毁了她葬礼的后半段。——Major_Independence82☆After my daughter's accident, I bought her a pink wheelchair and covered it with lots of Barbie stickers.For the next two weeks, I pushed her around the store every day, smiling and gesturing to passing pedestrians, until someone plucked up the courage to come up and say, "Ah Ming, I think you should just bury the poor kid as soon as possible ......"女儿出了车祸之后，我为她买了辆粉红色的轮椅，还在上面贴满了许多芭比娃
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