我光着的时候睡得更香

        ☆Since I was born in the year of the monkey, do I have the N-word pass?既然我是猴年出生的，那我是不是能说那个N开头的英语单词了？——BM_Zombie☆I can proove to you that I'm psikick. Right now you're thinking, "This cunt can't spell."我能向你争明我可以毒心。 现在你一定在心里想：“这傻逼是不是不识字儿啊。”——Stallion☆My heart sank as I came home from work and saw the plumber's van parked in our drive. Thankfully though, he was just in there fucking the wife and there was no expensive leak.我下班回家时看到水管工的车停在我们家门口，当时我心就咯噔一下。 幸好他只是来这儿干我老婆的，我家没漏水！——wasp☆I sleep better naked. I just wish the passengers on this bus were a bit more understanding.我光着的时候睡得更香，只能希望这辆 ………………………………