笑话:..........................................................................................前阵子,闺密手头紧,跟我借了点钱。今天她还我钱后,说:你的大恩大德,这辈子报不了,下辈子你做牛做马我一定亲自喂草给你吃。我勒个去。。。....................................................................................................................................................................................笑话:..........................................................................................雨一直下,走路鞋都湿了,自嘲说:还好,我没穿袜子。身边的男友附和道:嗯嗯,我袜子好些天没洗了,正好洗洗袜子。我。。。............................................................................................................................................
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