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Well, I wish I could tell you to just stay the hell away from Stupid, but realistically, that’s not feasible. One would have to completely sever oneself from all human interaction. And honestly, no matter how much isolation you practice, there will still be remnants of Stupid all around you. Even if you went full I-am-a-rock-I-am-an-island-bananas and buried yourself in the middle of the woods, Stupid would find you. And it would dig you up and tell you you’re not funny and to stop being so weird (Stupid DOES NOT get hyperbole). Then it would bring up politics, at which point, you better be packing a laser pointer because nothing distracts Stupid like a rapidly moving, tiny red dot. Although, the Fast and Furious movies work in a pinch. To put it another way, Stupid’s like a virus: while you may have some immunity to it, you’re still surrounded by those infected
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